ARIEL HARRISON
Actor. Stage Manager.
comedy
Futzy & The Bitch
A few years ago, while my husband Chris was playing guitar, I wouldn't stop making up stupid lyrics for his songs. And so Futzy & The Bitch were born.
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We'll leave it to you to decide who's who.
With our great skill for swearing and ridiculous rhyme, F&TB have been churning out some silly distractions during Covid isolation.
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We do miss live performances though, and not having to write PSA's!
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Besides doing parodies, we also write our own original songs, too. This one, called The Anxiety Song, is a song we wrote and performed for the first live/virtual cabaret night of Xanadu Theatre, based in Ireland.
I'm a pretty big fan of sketch comedy, and when I can kidnap excellent equipment from my generous friends and family, it's go time.
These two are sketches from this summer under just such circumstances...
gingernuts
I am also a lover of the ridiculous, and thus Gingernuts was born. A musical comedy duo comprised of myself and friend Ellie Cope, we wrote songs mocking classic (and not so classic) works of literature. While we've since disbanded, this was a music video we made for a crowd favourite of ours, 50 Shades of Grey to the tune of t.a.t.u.'s 90's classic "All The Things She Said".